Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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