Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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