they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
