these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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