The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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