This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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