Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
