So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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