omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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