I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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