I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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