Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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