I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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