I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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