i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
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