The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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