Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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