They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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