The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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