My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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