Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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