at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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