Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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