butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
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