I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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