Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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