Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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