Don't you send me to vm
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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