I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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