I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
The uberlube is also flammable
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
