dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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