How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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