The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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