So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
