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he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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