Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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