But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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