Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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