He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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