I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I think my moral compass just broke
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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