So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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