I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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