This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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