I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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