Where is the hickey?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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