So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Two words: blizzard sex
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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