Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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