Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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