doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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