??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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